Jeb is America's fourth favorite Bush — after George, the other George, and of course, the baked beans. –Stephen Colbert
At this point, Trump faces 17 investigations. A legal assault unlike anything previously seen by any president. That’s quite a distinction for Trump. [Colbert as Trump], “No other president has had more big, beautiful investigations. And they’re naturals, Okay? I’m telling you, if I had a dollar for everything I’m being investigated for, you’d never know because I won’t show you my tax returns.” --Stephen Colbert
And now we know he knows it’s not going to be that easy, because Trump surrogate and flesh snowman Newt Gingrich recently told USA Today that he talked to Trump about his new responsibilities as president and, according to Gingrich, Trump said, “This is really a bigger job than I thought.” What do you know? Being leader of the free world is a bit harder than filming a reality show in your apartment. –Stephen Colbert
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