Where is the capital of the United States? (The request came from God)

 

"The dollar has fallen fast on the world market. In fact, there has now been a request to take 'In God We Trust' off the bill. The request came from God." --Jay Leno

"Anybody got one of these yet, the new redesigned $5 bill? It's out, a new $5 bill. It has several new features. One of the new features, it's only worth $3." --Jay Leno

"Saudi Arabia has pledged to fight rising oil prices. Let's hope it works out better than their pledge to fight terrorism." --Jay Leno

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“A magisterial collection. A combination of Bukowski’s Last Night of the Earth 

and Orwell’s 1984.”