Coincidentally that's also how she likes eat (At number two, Ezra)

According to a controversial new biography, Elizabeth Taylor likes her lovemaking loud, rough and frequent. Coincidentally that's also how she likes eat. --Norm Macdonald, SNL

And in music news number one on the college charts this summer was the band Better Than Ezra. At number two, Ezra. --Norm Macdonald, SNL

A new development in the O.J. Simpson civil trial this week. According to sworn testimony Nicole Brown Simpson had told her therapist that she was afraid of getting beaten by O.J. Simpson. When asked why he didn't report this earlier, the therapist said I was afraid of getting beaten by O.J. Simpson, --Norm Macdonald, SNL

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