The trick is not to form an emotional bond (That is my defense)

A lot of people cry when they chop onions. The trick is not to form an emotional bond. --Jimmy Carr

I quite like those phone sex lines. It’s the only place in the world where premature ejaculation is an advantage. --Jimmy Carr

When a dog is in heat it means it wants sex. That is my defense. --Jimmy Carr

Women like to dance with men because women think if they dance with a man they'll be able to tell what he's like in the bedroom. And it is a good indicator. I tend to dance for about 30 seconds then have a bit of a cry. --Jimmy Carr

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“A magisterial collection. A combination of Bukowski’s Last Night of the Earth 

and Orwell’s 1984.”