“Reckless escalation will only make things worse, which is why irresponsible GOP politicians and pundits need to stop floating crazy ideas that would only heighten tension between nuclear powers. Such as former president Donald Trump, who told a crowd of Republican donors over the weekend that the US should put the Chinese flag on F-22 jets and ‘bomb the shit out of Russia’ in retribution for its invasion of Ukraine. A lot of us assumed that he was joking when he said he was going to run for president because, you know, he was a famously broke game show idiot. But Trump is always joking until he’s not. He’s like a husband pitching a three-way to his wife and her best friend.” —Seth Meyers
“We are celebrating the news that the Russian warship told to ‘go fuck yourself’ at Snake Island had been destroyed. So it may not have done exactly what the Ukrainians wanted, but it did go down on itself. The failure of the vaunted Russian war machine to overwhelm the much smaller Ukraine has shocked the world. And they appear to be plagued by extensive military problems; according to the New York Times, some Russian troops crossed the border into Ukraine with MREs (meals ready to eat) that expired in 2002. It’s never a good sign when your dinner is old enough to enlist.” —Stephen Colbert
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“A magisterial collection. A combination of Bukowski’s Last Night of the Earth
and Orwell’s 1984.”
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