The enemy arrives by limousine (They’re stuck in a tank conga line)

March 2022

“Russia and Ukraine held their highest-level peace talks on Thursday since the war began. But please do not get your hopes up. Not only did Russia not agree to end the war; it wouldn’t even admit that it started a war. They met in Turkey. Isn’t it just nice to see Russia going somewhere where they’re actually invited?” —James Corden

“I can’t even imagine how strange these meetings must be. It’d be like trying to have a conversation with someone who’s actively setting your house on fire.” —James Corden

“The Russians also appear to be low on fuel, which would help explain why their giant convoy remains stuck in a column about 20 miles outside of Kyiv and has barely moved in a week. They’re stuck in a tank conga line.” —Stephen Colbert

https://idiocracy23.blogspot.com/2021/02/a-magisterial-collection.html 

“A magisterial collection. A combination of Bukowski’s Last Night of the Earth 

and Orwell’s 1984.”