“And luckily America produces a lot of its own oil. There’s Texas, there’s Alaska, there’s Rudy Giuliani, but it’s still not enough.” —Trevor Noah
“Like, if this keeps up, the next ‘Fast and Furious’ movie will take place on public transportation.” —Trevor Noah
“Meanwhile, in the battle, McDonald’s and Starbucks are cutting ties with Russia, both announcing they would temporarily close all locations in the country. No Starbucks, no McDonald’s — that’s a sad life to live. And no pick-me-up in the morning, no Happy Meals — or, as they call them in Russia, meals.” —Trevor Noah
“Yes. Russia just became a ‘no fry zone.’” —Stephen Colbert
“As a response to Russia’s escalation of bombings in Ukraine, Joe Biden banned all Russian imports of oil and gas to the US. Take that, Vlad! America doesn’t need your klepto-crude! America is perfectly happy to stay home and frack ourselves blind.” —Stephen Colbert
https://idiocracy23.blogspot.com/2022/02/1001-ways-to-make-america-great-and.html
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