Now their biggest export is bad guys in ‘John Wick’ movies (filling their cars with Red Bull and hoping for the best)

“President Biden announced a ban of imported Russian oil, gas and coal on Tuesday. The move prompted fears of higher prices at the pump. Yeah, this is devastating for Russia. Now their biggest export is bad guys in ‘John Wick’ movies.” —Jimmy Fallon

“That’s right, gas prices were already on the rise, and with the decision to ban Russian oil, they’re higher than ever before. Gas prices are so high, the Indy 500 was changed to the Indy 5.” —Jimmy Fallon

“Of course, we’ve got to get oil from somewhere else, which is why today, Biden looked at Rudy Giuliani and was like, ‘Let’s get you in the sauna, buddy.’” —Jimmy Fallon

“Gas prices are so high, this morning, parents were like: ‘All right, kids, we’re Amish now. Let’s get in the buggy — we’re taking the horse to school.’” —Jimmy Fallon

“Gas prices are so high, Americans are just filling their cars with Red Bull and hoping for the best.” —Jimmy Fallon

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“A magisterial collection. A combination of Bukowski’s Last Night of the Earth 

and Orwell’s 1984.”