“The C.D.C. is reportedly considering updating its coronavirus guidance to recommend that people wear N95 or KN95 masks — or barring that, just 95 masks.” —Seth Meyers
“The C.D.C. also issued a do-not-travel advisory yesterday for Canada, due to an increase in coronavirus cases there, which is kind of like Keith Richards telling you not to hang around with that pothead from school.” —Seth Meyers
“The White House just announced that insurers will have to cover eight at-home virus tests per month. Eight per month, so, one for every new variant.” —Stephen Colbert
“In non-Covid news, the treasury department has predicted a ‘frustrating’ tax season for the overwhelmed IRS, “which is a shame, because it’s normally so homey and warm. It’s funny, you know, when the IRS is behind on getting their refunds to us, they take all the time they need. When we’re a day late paying them, they’re like ‘and which prison would you like to go to?’ According to the New York Times, the beleaguered department had fewer than 15,000 employees to handle more than 240 million calls – that’s 16,000 calls per person – during the 2021 filing season that left over 35 million unprocessed returns. That’s why Trump never pays taxes. He knows how overworked these people are. It’s called being considerate.” —Jimmy Kimmel
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