"Because President Obama said California Attorney General Kamala Harris was attractive, people are calling his remark sexist. Now the President is overcompensating and trying to balance it out. Today he said Attorney General Eric Holder has a great ass." –Jay Leno
"Here's something I didn't know. When Vice President Biden and President Obama meet for lunch at the White House, the chef goes out of his way to personalize their meals. For example, Biden's lunch always comes with a toy." –Jay Leno
"There's this trend now of politicians cutting their salaries by 5 percent because of budget cuts – except for Vice President Joe Biden. He won't do it. Though in fairness, it'll take Biden at least a month to figure out what 5 percent of his salary is." –Jimmy Fallon
"Dennis Rodman is on the show tonight, fresh off his trip to North Korea and his appearance on 'Celebrity Apprentice.' I'm gonna ask him what it was like to spend time with a crazy power-hungry madman – and then we'll talk about Kim Jong Un." –Jimmy Fallon
https://idiocracy23.blogspot.com/2021/02/a-magisterial-collection.html
“A magisterial collection. A combination of Bukowski’s Last Night
of the Earth and Orwell’s 1984.”
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