Pollsters forgot to ask the guy who cleans the toilets at Dodger Stadium how things are going for him (Our lives stink)

April 2013

"A new report found that the worst job in the U.S. is being a newspaper reporter. They say it's better for writers to just focus on fiction and become a CNN reporter." –Jimmy Fallon

"You know what the worst job in America is? It's newspaper reporter. I guess the pollsters forgot to ask the guy who cleans the toilets at Dodger Stadium how things are going for him." -Jimmy Kimmel 

"It was dubbed the worst job because it's high stress, low pay, and often requires working in dangerous conditions. This must have been a fun story for the newspaper reporters to report. 'Hey guys, guess what? Our lives stink.'" –Jimmy Kimmel

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