Now don't confuse that Joe Biden bounce with a Bill Clinton bounce (viewers at home saw him sitting there, doing nothing)

"And they say that Barack Obama now is a little down

in the polls. Now this is a surprise, because after they

announced the vice presidential candidate, they were

hoping to get that Joe Biden bounce. Now don't confuse

that Joe Biden bounce with a Bill Clinton bounce

-- that'll get you impeached." --David Letterman

"Vice presidential candidate Sarah Palin has

many views. She says she's opposed to same-sex

marriage. Did you know that? Yeah, Palin says

everyone knows marriage isn't for gay people;

it's for pregnant teenagers." --Conan O'Brien

"Bush didn't make the convention because

the hurricane, Gustav, hit New Orleans, but

actually didn't. Bush was at the Hurricane

Command Center, taking credit for a perfect

emergency response to a perfect non-emergency.

Although he actually did cause some panic,

because viewers at home saw him sitting there,

doing nothing, and they thought maybe it was

another terrorist attack." -Bill Maher

https://idiocracy23.blogspot.com/2021/02/a-magisterial-collection.html 

“A magisterial collection. A combination of Bukowski’s Last Night 

of the Earth and Orwell’s 1984.”