“Trump has a hunch coronavirus is not as deadly as people think. In fact, he personally has a feeling that the death rate is lower than 1 percent. What the [expletive] is that? ‘I’ve got a feeling’ is a phrase that should only be reserved for low-stakes situations. You know, like whether tonight’s going to be a good, good night.” — Trevor Noah
“Who cares what the immunologists say? Donald Trump has a hunch! Here’s the thing — if you’re the president of the United States, you don’t go with hunches. You have the world’s greatest scientists at your disposal. You go with them. You listen to them. The only ‘hunch’ you should have is the one in your back when you’re leaning over that 12-piece bucket of extra crispy KFC.” — Jimmy Kimmel
“No one is blaming Trump for coronavirus — people just don’t want him ignoring it like it will just go away. This is a global pandemic, not his son Eric.” — Trevor Noah
“So now he’s telling people it’s OK to go to work if they’re sick. This from a guy who doesn’t even go to work when he’s healthy.” — Seth Meyers
“A magisterial collection. An emotional roller coaster. Soon to be a cult classic.
A combination of Bukowski’s Last Night On Earth and Orwell’s 1984.”
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