That's God blowing a no-hitter in the bottom of the ninth (where he calls on America to NOT bomb someone)

New Rule: Just for shits and giggles John McCain must make a speech on the Senate floor where he calls on America to not bomb someone. This week McCain said we needed to bomb Syria because he's John McCain and it's a country, duh. --Bill Maher

I don't care if you are the Archbishop of York if you get to the party and you're wearing neon magenta and so is Elton John, you have to put on a sweater. --Bill Maher

Google stop calling disasters with a single survivor a miracle. When a hundred and three people die but one lives that's not a miracle. That's God blowing a no-hitter in the bottom of the ninth. --Bill Maher

http://idiocracy23.blogspot.com/2016/06/john-hulse-collected-poems-1985-2015.html “A magisterial collection. An emotional roller coaster. Soon to be a cult classic. A combination of Bukowski’s Last Night On Earth and Orwell’s 1984.”