I'm afraid he'll make me look too innocent. I have to maintain some of my criminal mystique (100 senators and 435 congressmen)

Every time Putin sees Trump, he lights up like he just heard there was a sale on poison. --Seth Meyers

Trump does not want Robert Mueller to testify before congress. I thought you said Mueller exonerated you? Why don't you want him to testify? Meyers as Trump, "I'm afraid he'll make me look too innocent. I have to maintain some of my criminal mystique." --Seth Meyers

"You can understand why this lawyer fellow let his guard down with Cheney, because if you're out hunting with a politician, you think, 'If I'm going to get it, it's going to be in the back.'" –Craig Ferguson

"You know, the interesting thing is, these numbers are so big that people can't even comprehend them. Like $700 billion. See, the best way to understand large amounts of money is to think of it in terms of what it can buy. For example, you know what $700 billion buys? It can buy you 100 senators and 435 congressmen." --Jay Leno

http://idiocracy23.blogspot.com/2016/06/john-hulse-collected-poems-1985-2015.html “A magisterial collection. An emotional roller coaster. Soon to be a cult classic. A combination of Bukowski’s Last Night On Earth and Orwell’s 1984.”