if life was fair, that bus would have been driven by an unemployed Louisiana shrimp boat operator (Make your toilet great again!)

"Because of Arizona's new law, a lot of immigrants have fled the state and returned to their homeland, Los Angeles." –Jay Leno

"President Obama said he had a good time on 'The View,' and that the ladies on the show talk a lot less than Joe Biden." –Jay Leno

“Whiny Tony Hayward -- you know the cry-baby BP CEO guy -- he says life’s not fair and that sometimes you step off a curb and you get hit by a bus. You know, if life was fair, that bus would have been driven by an unemployed Louisiana shrimp boat operator.” -Jay Leno

http://idiocracy23.blogspot.com/2016/06/john-hulse-collected-poems-1985-2015.html “A magisterial collection. An emotional roller coaster. Soon to be a cult classic. A combination of Bukowski’s Last Night On Earth and Orwell’s 1984.”