That's like if the Girl Scouts decided to stop selling cookies on 420 (Please be Valentine's Day)

I heard that President Trump is planning to have his second meeting with North Korean leader Kim Jong-Un next month. But so far no date has been announced. Which means right now Melania is like, "Please be Valentine's Day. Please be Valentine's Day." --Jimmy Fallon

I heard that CBS is refusing to air an ad that calls for legalizing weed during the Super Bowl. Instead they're just going to air one of those Matthew McConaughey ads that makes you feel like you're high. --Jimmy Fallon

Speaking of the Super Bowl, I read that the stadium in Atlanta that's hosting has a Chick-fil-A in the stadium. But it's closed on Super Bowl Sunday. What are they doing? That's like if the Girl Scouts decided to stop selling cookies on 420. --Jimmy Fallon

A billionaire just bought a $238 million penthouse overlooking Central Park. It's the most anyone has ever paid for a home in the U.S. but since it's New York, he's still going to live with three roommates. --Jimmy Fallon

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