Today at the White House, President Trump welcomed Spain's King Felipe and Queen Letizia. Or as he put it, "Welcome King Philip and Queen Latifah." --Jimmy Fallon
The king and queen of Spain visited Washington. When Trump first heard people speaking Spanish in the White House, he frantically pressed the silent alarm button under his desk. --Jimmy Fallon
I think Trump was a little confused when the king asked him if he wanted to go to a tapas bar. Trump was like, "Yes, just don't tell Melania. Is it totally topless?” --Jimmy Fallon
Today, officials from 22 states demanded that Trump stop separating immigrant families. Yep, 22 states. When Trump heard that, he was like, "Crap, that's every state." --Jimmy Fallon
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