The No. 1 weapon they’re asking for is "a different president" (it’s so cold here in Alaska...)

The city of Anchorage, Alaska, has voted down a bathroom bill that discriminates against transgendered people. Residents said, "You know, it’s so cold here in Alaska we can’t tell what genitals you have anyway." --Conan O’Brien

The Navy is calling for new weapons, so they can fight much more effectively against Russia. The No. 1 weapon they’re asking for is "a different president." --Conan O’Brien

http://idiocracy23.blogspot.com/2016/06/john-hulse-collected-poems-1985-2015.html A magisterial collection. An emotional roller coaster. Soon to be a cult classic. A combination of Bukowski’s Last Night On Earth and Orwell’s 1984.