Stop, I don't want to get investigated, don't applaud! (buttered rolls)

"Bush didn't make the convention because the hurricane, Gustav, hit New Orleans, but actually didn't. Bush was at the Hurricane Command Center, taking credit for a perfect emergency response to a perfect non-emergency. Although he actually did cause some panic, because viewers at home saw him sitting there, doing nothing, and they thought maybe it was another terrorist attack." -Bill Maher

"A lot of people were offended by President Bush using a four-letter word at the G-8 Summit the other day. Were you offended? I was more offended by the way he eats a buttered roll in front of company." --Jay Leno

"The FBI is investigating Americans -- just for opposing the war. You know, maybe when we're done establishing a democracy in  Iraq, we could try it over here. Stop, I don't want to get investigated, don't applaud!" --Jay Leno

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