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Tuesday, July 11, 2017

I had my first naughty dream about a vice presidential candidate (it wasn't Joe Biden)



"I'm feeling a little sheepish, ladies and gentlemen. I have a confession to make. Last night, I had my first naughty dream about a vice presidential candidate. And it wasn't Joe Biden." --David Letterman


"I like that Sarah Palin. She looks like the lady in the dental office who gives you the keys to the rest room. 'There you are. Just bring them right back.' She looks like my selection of the week on E-Harmony.com. Sarah Palin is a good-looking woman. She looks like the woman in the department store who tries to spray you with perfume. 'Just a little.'" --David Letterman


"By the way, I thought this was interesting. Sarah Palin refuses to come on the 'Late Show.' Yeah. Or, as she calls it, 'the bridge to nowhere.'" --David Letterman





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