"And
more problems with John McCain.
The New York Times is now
saying there is a question as to whether McCain is eligible to become president
because he was born in Panama. See, his parents were in the military, so he was
born in Panama. In fact, the reason they moved away from Panama, the building
of the canal was keeping the young John McCain up." --Jay Leno
"I
don't want to say McCain is old, but yesterday he got on the wrong bus, and
ended up taking a gambling junket to Atlantic City." --Jay Leno
"And
Senator Larry Craig,
America's favorite restroom enthusiast, announced he's actually looking for
interns who want to work in his office. Here's the creepy part. His advice to
anyone who wants to be his intern, 'Think inside the bun.'" --Jay Leno
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