"The
other day President Charles in Charge has a press conference about the economy.
He refused to say the word 'recession.' He says the word 'slow-down.' It's a
'slow-down.' This is because every time he has a meeting about the economy,
Bush says to his advisors 'woah woah, slow down.'" --Bill Maher
"Bush
says the economy will improve once those $300 rebate checks start arriving in
the mailbox. So, be sure to check that mailbox in the house you used to live in
before the sheriff came and took it away." --Bill Maher
"At
the press conference, they asked him about the fact gas is approaching $4. You
know what Bush said? He said, 'That's interesting. I hadn't heard that.' See,
Bush thinks a news conference is where reporters give him the news." --Bill
Maher

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