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Monday, April 3, 2017

So, be sure to check that mailbox in the house you used to live in before the sheriff came and took it away



"The other day President Charles in Charge has a press conference about the economy. He refused to say the word 'recession.' He says the word 'slow-down.' It's a 'slow-down.' This is because every time he has a meeting about the economy, Bush says to his advisors 'woah woah, slow down.'" --Bill Maher

"Bush says the economy will improve once those $300 rebate checks start arriving in the mailbox. So, be sure to check that mailbox in the house you used to live in before the sheriff came and took it away." --Bill Maher

"At the press conference, they asked him about the fact gas is approaching $4. You know what Bush said? He said, 'That's interesting. I hadn't heard that.' See, Bush thinks a news conference is where reporters give him the news." --Bill Maher



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