"Hey,
here's good news, ladies and gentlemen. Remember Senator Larry Craig from
Idaho? Well, remember he got himself in some trouble up there in the Minneapolis
airport. It was a fun kind of trouble. But he now is looking for summer
interns, Larry Craig. And I said whoa, cut me a slice of that. And everybody is
very excited about Larry Craig's summer intern program. And if you are
selected, now you have to be prepared to report early to learn Larry's foot
tapping code." --David Letterman
"How
about that presidential campaign? Hillary
is down there campaigning in Texas. She is a little nervous, doing everything
she can, pulling out all the stops in Texas today. She was campaigning in a
rawhide pantsuit." --David Letterman
"Pundits
now say that Hillary vacillates, has different personalities. One day she will
be one personality and the next day another personality. Have you noticed that
as she shifts around the campaign? Guess what, today she is Brunhilda, the
dominatrix." --David Letterman
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