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Sunday, April 2, 2017

Then I have my oatmeal. And then I take my nap (high fiber cereals)



"John McCain, on the other hand, he looks like the guy who has to be told to close his robe. John McCain looks like the kind of guy who uses the word 'my' a lot, you know, well, I get up and I have my coffee. Then I read my paper. Then I have my oatmeal. And then I take my nap." --David Letterman

"But no, Ralph Nader, have you seen him lately? He looks like the kind of a guy that would be the manager of a Big Box store. Ralph Nader looks like the guy that would be forced to cut a diamond for the mob." --David Letterman

"But I like John McCain, did I mention that? John McCain looks like the kind of guy who goes to the post office and asks for the new Gerald Ford stamp. John McCain looks like the guy standing in the grocery store aisle comparing high fiber cereals." --David Letterman



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