"During his visit to
Liberia this week, President Bush was given the nation's highest civilian honor
-- a meal." --Seth Meyers
"You
all enjoy the Academy Awards last night? I thought Jon Stewart
did a great job. He did a great job. You know, the Oscars are broadcast in over
100 different countries, three of which actually like us." --Jay Leno
"You
know what's amazing? All the acting Oscars went to foreigners. Foreigners won
everything. In fact, today, Lou Dobbs called for a 10-foot fence to be built
around Hollywood." --Jay Leno
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