"President Bush is back
from Africa. You know, he was hoping to go on a safari, but he never got the
chance. See, I don't think President Bush really understands Africa. Like he
said the reason why they go on a safari was, he always wanted to see a
unicorn." --Jay Leno
"They
have debated so much that they are now debating about debating. Did you see
this? A lot of this debate was about the power of words. Hillary
said, 'Actions speak louder than words,' Then Obama said, 'Words can speak
as loud as actions.' And then McCain said, 'Speak
louder!'" --Bill Maher
"There
are some people who say, after they watched this debate, that Hillary was kind
of conceding that the Clinton campaign realized that end times are near for
them. I don't know, but I do know this -- today, she replaced her campaign
manager with Britney Spears' father." --Bill Maher
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