Trump’s kids, Don
Jr., Ivanka, and Eric, took their families on a ski trip to Aspen. Which was
fun ’til they said, “Wait. If we’re all here, who’s watching Dad?” “Uh, let’s
go. Get on a plane right now.” –Jimmy Fallon
According to a new
poll, Muslims are the religious group most satisfied with life in America. When
asked why, Muslims said, “That travel ban totally kept our in-laws from
visiting.” –Conan O’Brien
Today, Supreme
Court nominee Neil Gorsuch was grilled about his stance on torture. And after
just five minutes of questioning, Gorsuch broke down and told them everything.
–Conan O’Brien
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