In May, President
Trump is going to give the commencement address at a Christian university.
Trump’s speech will be entitled, “If Jesus Is So Great, Why Does He Have a
Mexican Name?” –Conan O’Brien
At this point, it
appears the Republican healthcare plan is going to die on the floor of the
House. Coincidentally, dying on the floor of the house happens to be the
Republican healthcare plan. –Conan O’Brien
Amazon Prime has
made it possible to have beer and wine delivered to your home by Alexa. All you
have to do is say the phrase, “Alexa, Daddy’s sad.” –Conan O’Brien
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