"Hillary Clinton said
this week that she doesn't agree with either the people who say we should be in
Iraq or her friends who say we should be out. Thanks for clearing that up.
Think she’s running for president? Even John Kerry said, "Pick a
position!" --Jay Leno
"Saddam Hussein
boycotted his trial in Bagdad this week. He just refused to come to the
courthouse. So what, just so long as he shows up for the execution. That’s all
I care about." --Jay Leno
"President Bush’s
State of the Union address was stopped 72 times last night for applause and
another 30 for subpoenas." --David Letterman
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