"It's Mardi Gras in
New Orleans. Everybody has Mardi Gras fever. I was watching the 'Today' show
earlier today and Tom Cruise was lecturing Matt Lauer about jambalaya."
--David Letterman
"Bush said today
canceling [the ports deal] sends a bad message to the Arab world. You know, not
like invading their countries, putting them on leashes, making them masturbate,
but bad." --Bill Maher
"The bad news is Iran is capable of making a nuclear bomb. The good news is they have to drop it from a camel." --David Letterman
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