"The Pentagon
admitted it's been spying on gay groups. The Pentagon also admitted that since
it's started spying on gay groups, it's been having some weird feelings."
--Conan O'Brien
"This was a little
frightening. Over the weekend, the Royal Mounted Police up in Canada busted a
group of Canadian terrorists -- a Canadian al Qaeda group. About 19 of them.
Their motto was: 'Death to America, ey?' The Canadian terrorist group was led
by Canadian mastermind, Gordy bin Laden." --David Letterman
"A Tomahawk cruise
missile fell off a truck in the Bronx this week. A cruise missile, isn't that
unbelievable? You know what that means? There are now more weapons of mass
destruction in the Bronx than there are in Iraq." --Jay Leno
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