"George Clooney won
for Syriana, which was about the CIA and what people will do for oil. Or as
Dick Cheney calls it, a love story." --Jay Leno
"The video tape that
everybody is talking about this week is the one of President Bush being warned
by federal disaster officials repeatedly the day before Katrina struck. They're
constantly saying to him it's going to happen and he doesn't ask a single
question. I think it's a shame the president's performance was too late for
this year's Oscars because, usually when you play a retarded guy, you're going
to win." --Bill Maher
"Air Force One
arrived [in Pakistan] today landing there after dark with the lights off and
the window shades drawn. And then Osama bin Laden made a speech and said, 'Bush
can run, but he can't hide. Karl
Rove told the president that if his approval ratings dipped any lower they were
going to have to arrive home the same way." --Bill Maher
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