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Wednesday, October 28, 2015

Even when I get into Harvard, I still embarrass my parents



You may have heard I had yet another mishap. This time I injured my other hand right after getting an award from Harvard. Even when I get into Harvard, I still embarrass my parents. –Jimmy Fallon
Happy birthday to Hillary Clinton, who turned 68 today. When asked what her favorite gift was, she said, "Donald Trump." –Jimmy Fallon
Last week Democratic candidates Lincoln Chafee and Jim Webb announced that they are dropping out of the race. Which raises the question, what if two trees fall in the forest and there's nobody there to hear it? –Jimmy Fallon


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