Wednesday, October 28, 2015

I think we're back to normal, everyone!

New York has a team in the World Series and Donald Trump is no longer ahead in the polls — I think we're back to normal, everyone! –Jimmy Fallon
Paul Ryan finally agreed to run for Speaker of the House even though he’s repeatedly said he didn't want to run. So basically, Paul Ryan is that guy at karaoke who just pretends like he doesn't want to sing. –Jimmy Fallon
Some good news for people who are making holiday travel plans: American Airlines just announced that it will start offering “no-frills” tickets that don't cost as much. The discounted tickets eliminate previously free services such as snacks, seat selection, or destination selection. “Oh, you wanted the East Coast of THIS country?" –Jimmy Fallon

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