Even WE can't put out that many fires

Last week, the firefighters' union announced that it was no longer supporting Hillary for president. You know your campaign's in trouble when firefighters are like, “Even WE can't put out that many fires.” –Jimmy Fallon

At a speech in Tennessee, Trump talked about his decision to run for president, and said, quote, “I didn't want to do this, I had to do this.” Then he was immediately sued by Jeb Bush for stealing his campaign slogan. –Jimmy Fallon