if you're a guy and you get pregnant, it definitely DIDN’T work

Vladimir Putin celebrated his 63rd birthday today. He had a nice party, but it got awkward when two of his friends got him the same country. –Jimmy Fallon

Scientists are getting close to creating the first-ever male birth control pill. They’re not sure how the pill is gonna work, but if you're a guy and you get pregnant, it definitely DIDN’T work. –Jimmy Fallon