"During the Tea Party debate, Jon Huntsman said that America's dependency on foreign oil is like being addicted to heroin. Then it got a little weird when he was like, 'Trust me.'" –Jimmy Fallon
"The Republican debate set looked like the inside of Betsy Ross's vagina. Or so I’ve been told. Anyway, I believe there was a point to this Amerigasm, and that was for seven candidates to give a beatdown to Rick Perry." –Jon Stewart
"My guest tonight is Al Gore, unless the Supreme Court decides it should be someone else." –Stephen Colbert
John Hulse painting
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