I grew up in Bedrock, and I don't remember seeing him...

"Tim Pawlenty endorsed Mitt Romney, calling him a 'bedrock conservative.' When he heard this, John McCain said, 'I grew up in Bedrock, and I don't remember seeing him.'" –Conan O'Brien 



"It's being reported that Rick Perry met his wife when they were in elementary school. There was another boy that liked her too but Perry had him executed." – Conan O'Brien 







"The Republican debate was up against Monday night football. It was like NFL vs. LOL." –Jay Leno

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