"When it gets hot, so
hot you can't stand it and the steam is rising from your scalp, do you worry
about global warming? Well, George Bush is now also worried about global
warming, but he has a plan. He's going to invade the sun." --David
Letterman
"A lot of people were
offended by President Bush using a four-letter word at the G-8 Summit the other
day. Were you offended? I was more offended by the way he eats a buttered roll
in front of company." --Jay Leno
"At the end of last
night's 'American Idol,' Ryan Seacrest announced that more than 63 million
votes were cast, which is more than any president in U.S. history has ever
received. In a related story, this morning Hillary Clinton bought a karaoke
machine." --Conan O'Brien
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