"Dick
Cheney and Barack
Obama are eighth
cousins. Isn't that amazing? Even more amazing, Dick Cheney, Darth Vader -- second cousins." --Jay Leno
"He
was given the Medal of Freedom. As you know, the Dalai Lama does not engage in
sex, drugs, alcohol, or tobacco. Which raises the question, what was Congress
honoring him for? This goes against everything Congress represents." --Jay
Leno
"The
Dalai Lama told President Bush that he had seen evil firsthand. President Bush
said, “So you’ve already met Cheney?” –John Hulse
"Republican
Senator Sam Brownback's campaign announced he will drop out of the presidential
race tomorrow. Now the hard part, of course, is breaking the news to his
supporter. I mean, the writing was on the wall. You knew it was going to
happen. Like at the last presidential debate, the only question he got was,
'I'm sorry. What's your name again?'" --Jay Leno
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