National Take Our Sons and Daughters to Work Day (Oh, crap, he's still here)

I want to say happy birthday to first lady Melania Trump. It's her birthday. Melania made a wish, blew out her candles, opened her eyes and said, "Oh, crap, he's still here." --Jimmy Fallon

During Trump's "Fox & Friends" interview, they asked him what he got Melania for her birthday. Listen to what he said. [Trump clip] “Well, I better not get into that ’cause I might get in trouble. Maybe I didn't get her so much. I tell you what, she has done — I got her a beautiful card.” And I bet it was a business card. But still, it's — she loved it. --Jimmy Fallon

Today Americans celebrated National Take Our Sons and Daughters to Work Day. Tomorrow kids will celebrate New Appreciation for Going to School Day. --Jimmy Fallon

http://idiocracy23.blogspot.com/2016/06/john-hulse-collected-poems-1985-2015.html “A magisterial collection. An emotional roller coaster. Soon to be a cult classic. A combination of Bukowski’s Last Night On Earth and Orwell’s 1984.”

You're just coasting at this point, aren't you? (Am I the first caller?)

We have got Kevin Bacon on the show tonight! Alexis Bledel is here. She is in "The Handmaid's Tale" with Elisabeth Moss, who was in "Girl Interrupted" with Winona Ryder, who was in "Reality Bites" with Ben Stiller, who was in "Zoolander" with Will Ferrell, who was in "Stepbrothers" with John C. Reilly, who was in "The River Wild" with … Kevin Bacon! --Jimmy Fallon

This morning, President Trump did a live phone interview with "Fox & Friends." It was tough for Trump. He didn't know whether to focus on the questions or watch himself on TV. --Jimmy Fallon

You could tell that Trump was excited to call in to his favorite show. When they answered the phone, Trump was like, "Am I the first caller? What did I win?" --Jimmy Fallon

http://idiocracy23.blogspot.com/2016/06/john-hulse-collected-poems-1985-2015.html “A magisterial collection. An emotional roller coaster. Soon to be a cult classic. A combination of Bukowski’s Last Night On Earth and Orwell’s 1984.”

I'm going to miss him when he's arrested, I really am (He knows chickens)

Bill Cosby, one of the most beloved and successful TV stars of all-time, was convicted on three counts of indecent assault today. He could very well spend the rest of his life eating pudding in prison. --Jimmy Kimmel

So they asked Trump, since he isn't getting enough credit, they asked him to assess his own performance to date. What grade do you think the president gave himself? Let's find out. [Trump clip] “I would give myself an A-plus.” That's right, A-plus. Not an A, an A-plus. Just an unbiased review from a guy who names everything from neck ties to meat after himself, an A-plus. I'm going to miss him when he's arrested, I really am. --Jimmy Kimmel

Trump's nominee to run the Department of Veterans Affairs, Dr. Ronny Jackson, his White House doctor, officially withdrew his name from consideration after a lot of bad press. Now Trump has to find someone else to run the VA. Somebody he knows, he wants somebody he trusts. Maybe Colonel Sanders would do it. He's in the military. He knows chickens. --Jimmy Kimmel

http://idiocracy23.blogspot.com/2016/06/john-hulse-collected-poems-1985-2015.html “A magisterial collection. An emotional roller coaster. Soon to be a cult classic. A combination of Bukowski’s Last Night On Earth and Orwell’s 1984.”

If you could spend $130,000 on a porn star, you could at least spring for a necklace. Right? (Paul Ryan's Bible)

It is first lady Melania Trump’s birthday today. The president celebrated this morning with a bonkers 30-minute-long phone call to "Fox & Friends," at the start of which they asked, what'd you get Melania for her birthday? He said he's too busy to buy her a present — keeping in mind he said this during a 30-minute-long rambling call to “Fox & Friends.” --Jimmy Kimmel

And then during the interview, Trump accidentally admitted that Michael Cohen did represent him in the Stormy Daniels “please be quiet now” case. So, happy birthday, honey! --Jimmy Kimmel

I mean, if ever there was a year to get your wife a nice gift, this would be it. This would be the year. If you could spend $130,000 on a porn star, you could at least spring for a necklace. Right? --Jimmy Kimmel

http://idiocracy23.blogspot.com/2016/06/john-hulse-collected-poems-1985-2015.html “A magisterial collection. An emotional roller coaster. Soon to be a cult classic. A combination of Bukowski’s Last Night On Earth and Orwell’s 1984.”

Jimmy Dore: Mitt Romney Reveals Biggest Point Of Senate Platform

http://idiocracy23.blogspot.com/2016/06/john-hulse-collected-poems-1985-2015.html “A magisterial collection. An emotional roller coaster. Soon to be a cult classic. A combination of Bukowski’s Last Night On Earth and Orwell’s 1984.”

Ed Schultz: Joy Reid Takes Anthony Weiner Line Of Defense Over Homophobic Tweets

http://idiocracy23.blogspot.com/2016/06/john-hulse-collected-poems-1985-2015.html “A magisterial collection. An emotional roller coaster. Soon to be a cult classic. A combination of Bukowski’s Last Night On Earth and Orwell’s 1984.”

Jimmy Dore: Jimmy Offers Jeb Bush Condolences - Interrupts His Chanting

http://idiocracy23.blogspot.com/2016/06/john-hulse-collected-poems-1985-2015.html “A magisterial collection. An emotional roller coaster. Soon to be a cult classic. A combination of Bukowski’s Last Night On Earth and Orwell’s 1984.”