It’s just a little less money than he’s given to veterans of his affairs (Elementary Yiddish)

According to The New York Times, a TV show featuring Stormy Daniels’ lawyer Michael Avenatti and former White House communications director Anthony Scaramucci was recently pitched to two cable networks. The show is called “The Very Good Lawyer and Anthony Scaramucci.” --Seth Meyers

The White House announced today that President Trump would donate his first quarter’s salary to the Department of Veterans Affairs. It’s just a little less money than he’s given to veterans of his affairs. --Seth Meyers

http://idiocracy23.blogspot.com/2016/06/john-hulse-collected-poems-1985-2015.html “A magisterial collection. An emotional roller coaster. Soon to be a cult classic. A combination of Bukowski’s Last Night On Earth and Orwell’s 1984.”

It's diet! It's good for me. I can't even taste the rum (Give me a hand spreading this!)

And while Trump was on the foxy, friendly "Fox & Friends," we got an update on Trump's personal physician, Dr. Ronny Jackson. Dr. Jackson has been under fire for drinking on the job and doling out prescription medication. And this morning, Dr. Jackson withdrew as the nominee to lead the Department of Veterans Affairs. Yup. Yeah. Maybe not the right guy for the job. --Stephen Colbert

Dr. Jackson's withdrawal is not exactly a surprise. This scandal keeps getting worse. For instance, today we learned that his on-the-job alcohol use was so routine that there was “a standing order to leave a bottle of rum and Diet Coke in Dr. Jackson's hotel room on official travel." Oh, he's not just drinking. He's “freshman Spring Break in Cancun" drinking. "It's diet! It's good for me. I can't even taste the rum." --Stephen Colbert

But Jackson denies the charges and says he's bowing out because these false allegations have become a distraction for the president. To be fair, jangly keys are a distraction for this president. --Stephen Colbert

http://idiocracy23.blogspot.com/2016/06/john-hulse-collected-poems-1985-2015.html “A magisterial collection. An emotional roller coaster. Soon to be a cult classic. A combination of Bukowski’s Last Night On Earth and Orwell’s 1984.”

I'm going to miss him when he's arrested, I really am (He knows chickens)

Bill Cosby, one of the most beloved and successful TV stars of all-time, was convicted on three counts of indecent assault today. He could very well spend the rest of his life eating pudding in prison. --Jimmy Kimmel

So they asked Trump, since he isn't getting enough credit, they asked him to assess his own performance to date. What grade do you think the president gave himself? Let's find out. [Trump clip] “I would give myself an A-plus.” That's right, A-plus. Not an A, an A-plus. Just an unbiased review from a guy who names everything from neck ties to meat after himself, an A-plus. I'm going to miss him when he's arrested, I really am. --Jimmy Kimmel

Trump's nominee to run the Department of Veterans Affairs, Dr. Ronny Jackson, his White House doctor, officially withdrew his name from consideration after a lot of bad press. Now Trump has to find someone else to run the VA. Somebody he knows, he wants somebody he trusts. Maybe Colonel Sanders would do it. He's in the military. He knows chickens. --Jimmy Kimmel

http://idiocracy23.blogspot.com/2016/06/john-hulse-collected-poems-1985-2015.html “A magisterial collection. An emotional roller coaster. Soon to be a cult classic. A combination of Bukowski’s Last Night On Earth and Orwell’s 1984.”

Nation of Sheep, Ruled by Wolves, Owned by Pigs (you'd drink, too)

White House physician Dr. Ronny Jackson, who is also Trump's pick to run the Department of Veterans Affairs, might be in trouble for getting drunk at work. But in Jackson's defense, if your job was to look at Donald Trump naked, you'd drink, too. --Jimmy Fallon

Dr. Ronny Jackson may have been drinking at work. His patients knew there was trouble when they walked in for their physicals and the DOCTOR was in his underwear. --Jimmy Fallon

http://idiocracy23.blogspot.com/2016/06/john-hulse-collected-poems-1985-2015.html “A magisterial collection. An emotional roller coaster. Soon to be a cult classic. A combination of Bukowski’s Last Night On Earth and Orwell’s 1984.”

He wanted to go somewhere with less sectarian violence than the White House

So far, Jared Kushner is in charge of brokering Mideast peace, negotiating the wall with Mexico, tackling America’s opioid epidemic, fixing the Department of Veterans Affairs, handling diplomacy with China, and dyeing the eggs for the White House Easter egg hunt. –Stephen Colbert

This weekend, Jared Kushner’s to-do list got even longer when he made a surprise visit to Iraq. He wanted to go somewhere with less sectarian violence than the White House. –Stephen Colbert

A judge just ruled Trump can be sued for inciting violence against protesters at a campaign rally. Although, I’m really more upset that he incited voting. –Stephen Colbert

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