Siri knew so much she had to go into the witness protection program (Groucho Marxism)

Last year, the Washington Post reported that the government has seized more than 100 recordings that Michael Cohen made of his conversations with people discussing matters that could relate to Trump and his businesses, and with Trump himself talking. Cohen appeared to make some recordings with an iPhone. Wow. An iPhone. So, not only did Cohen flip on Trump, so did Siri. Siri knew so much she had to go into the witness protection program. --Seth Meyers

During the Congressional testimony of former Trump attorney Michael Cohen today, Republican representative Justin Amash asked Cohen, "What's the truth that you know President Trump fears most?" Said Cohen, "Probably that Grimace is actually just an actor inside of a costume." --Seth Meyers

http://idiocracy23.blogspot.com/2016/06/john-hulse-collected-poems-1985-2015.html “A magisterial collection. An emotional roller coaster. Soon to be a cult classic. A combination of Bukowski’s Last Night On Earth and Orwell’s 1984.”

This guy, let me tell you, loves his beets. Loves them. Also killed thousands (a horn that honked at nothing)

Everything about Trump’s summit was weird. For example, the White House press pool, which consists of a group of rotating reporters whose job it is to track the president's movements, was apparently transported to Trump's meeting with Kim Jong-un in a broken bus. According to the report, the pool was transported to the palace in a bus with a broken horn that consistently honked on its own at nothing. I will say, "a horn that honked at nothing" sounds like the title of a children's book about Donald Trump. --Seth Meyers

Donald Trump described North Korean dictator Kim Jong Un as “quite a character.” Quite a character? He's one of the most brutal dictators in the world, and you're talking about him like he's Dwight from "The Office." Meyers as Trump, "This guy, let me tell you, loves his beets. Loves them. Also killed thousands." --Seth Meyers

http://idiocracy23.blogspot.com/2016/06/john-hulse-collected-poems-1985-2015.html “A magisterial collection. An emotional roller coaster. Soon to be a cult classic. A combination of Bukowski’s Last Night On Earth and Orwell’s 1984.”

Jimmy Dore: Twitter Invents Russian Bots - Then Says They’re Venezuelan

http://idiocracy23.blogspot.com/2016/06/john-hulse-collected-poems-1985-2015.html “A magisterial collection. An emotional roller coaster. Soon to be a cult classic. A combination of Bukowski’s Last Night On Earth and Orwell’s 1984.”

Jimmy Dore: Jorge Ramos Pushes Propaganda For Venezuela Regime Change

http://idiocracy23.blogspot.com/2016/06/john-hulse-collected-poems-1985-2015.html “A magisterial collection. An emotional roller coaster. Soon to be a cult classic. A combination of Bukowski’s Last Night On Earth and Orwell’s 1984.”

Jimmy Dore: Debunking CNN Lies About Venezuela

http://idiocracy23.blogspot.com/2016/06/john-hulse-collected-poems-1985-2015.html “A magisterial collection. An emotional roller coaster. Soon to be a cult classic. A combination of Bukowski’s Last Night On Earth and Orwell’s 1984.”   

Jimmy Dore: Video From Venezuelan Supermarket Exposes CNN Lies

http://idiocracy23.blogspot.com/2016/06/john-hulse-collected-poems-1985-2015.html “A magisterial collection. An emotional roller coaster. Soon to be a cult classic. A combination of Bukowski’s Last Night On Earth and Orwell’s 1984.”

The Beatles - Revolution

http://idiocracy23.blogspot.com/2016/06/john-hulse-collected-poems-1985-2015.html “A magisterial collection. An emotional roller coaster. Soon to be a cult classic. A combination of Bukowski’s Last Night On Earth and Orwell’s 1984.”