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Showing posts with label Showtime. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Showtime. Show all posts

Thursday, July 20, 2017

Hello, I am what is known as a black guy (Why do you keep asking me that?!)



"Speaking of Barack Obama, earlier this week in Colorado, Barack Obama gave a speech in the middle of a rodeo ring. Yeah. Obama began his speech in the rodeo by saying, 'Hello, I am what is known as a black guy.''" –Conan O'Brien



"This week, someone hacked into Sarah Palin's Yahoo! account and read her emails. Yeah, reading Palin's email is a great way to hear what she has to say, without having to listen to her voice" –Conan O'Brien



"When it comes to the economy, President Bush is no help at all. Like when reporters asked him today, what he thought about AIG, he said he got Showtime and HBO, but he really didn't get the whole package." –Jay Leno






Wednesday, October 14, 2015

his face turned red 20 years ago



Donald Trump asked a young man who appeared to be Asian-American if he was from South Korea, to which the man replied, "I was born in Texas." Trump was so embarrassed that his face turned red 20 years ago. –Seth Meyers
Playboy magazine is going to stop publishing nude photos of women starting next year. So now if you want to see a naked woman you'll have to go to HBO, Showtime, Cinemax, the Internet, Burning Man, a PETA protest, perfume ads, or ESPN The Magazine. –Seth Meyers