I mean, how long can it take to read six years of ‘I didn’t pay any tax’ returns? (Where will we get the money?)

November 2022

“There is more fallout from Donald Trump’s recent dinner party at Mar-a-Lago with Ye, the rapper formerly known as Kanye West, and known antisemite Nick Fuentes. After widespread condemnation of the guest list – Trump has claimed he didn’t know who Fuentes was – Mar-a-Lago will now have ‘increased’ vetting on guests. And by increased vetting, they mean they’ll start vetting guests. The new measures reportedly require a senior campaign official to be with Trump at all times. They’ve hired a supernanny to take care of Donald Trump.” —Jimmy Kimmel 

“Meanwhile, the walls are closing in on Trump, as House Democrats confirmed they had possession of six years of Trump’s tax returns following a three-year legal battle.  Imagine the snow angels they’re making in those papers right now. Hopefully they will share some of what’s in them soon. I mean, how long can it take to read six years of ‘I didn’t pay any tax’ returns?” —Jimmy Kimmel

“There is a runoff election for US Senate in Georgia, between Democrat Raphael Warnock and Trump-backed former football star Herschel Walker. Walker, who has been plagued by scandal throughout the campaign, has fresh problems: according to reports, the Georgia home which he claimed as his residence has actually been rented out for years. Walker also admitted in a speech earlier this year that he lives in Texas. Which I was shocked about, because I did not think Herschel Walker knew the names of two different states. I know this might piss some people off, but when you think about it, this just proves that Herschel Walker views Georgians as family – because he’s never around them.” —Trevor Noah

https://idiocracy23.blogspot.com/2022/08/1001-ways-to-make-america-great-and.html

“A magisterial collection. A combination of Bukowski’s Last Night of the Earth 

and Orwell’s 1984.”

 

You had no idea you were letting a random racist into a house that was until very recently full of unguarded top secret documents?

November 2022

“There was a meeting of the mindless at Mar-a-Lago. You know this one was bad because Trump posted not one but three messages on his imaginary social media site trying to distance himself. Only Donald Trump would defend himself by saying ‘I was only planning to eat with one antisemite, OK?’” —Jimmy Kimmel

“I am particularly interested in the moment Ye asked Trump to be his vice-president for his 2024 presidential campaign. I would’ve loved to have been a fly on the ketchup-colored walls for that conversation. That moment where Kanye asks Trump to be his running mate? No amount of money I wouldn’t give to have seen that. It’s terrifying to think of Trump as president again, but it’s amazing to think of him as vice-president. Imagine him nodding and clapping during the standing ovation, politely sitting down and standing up. We get to watch him die inside every minute of every day.” —Jimmy Kimmel

“In a separate statement, Trump claimed he didn’t know who Nick Fuentes was nor that he was coming to dinner. Which is worse? Having the guy over for dinner, or having no idea you’re letting a random racist into a house that was until very recently was full of unguarded top secret documents?” —Jimmy Kimmel

https://idiocracy23.blogspot.com/2022/08/1001-ways-to-make-america-great-and.html

“A magisterial collection. A combination of Bukowski’s Last Night of the Earth 

and Orwell’s 1984.”

 

A woman's place is in the revolution (We got along great, I left with all my organs)

November 2022

“The meeting has become a ‘he-said, Ye-said’ affair, after Ye said Trump became upset after he was asked to be Ye’s running mate in 2024. You asked him to be your vice-president? How would that even work? Can you send a mob to hang yourself?” —Stephen Colbert

“So that’s Ye’s story, but the former president apparently attended a different, completely insane dinner, posting on Truth Social afterwards that he and Ye ‘got along great’ and that the rapper ‘expressed no anti-Semitism’. Not sure that helps – ‘I had a lovely dinner with Jeffery Dahmer, we got along great, left with all my organs.’” —Stephen Colbert

“Trump also put out a statement on Fuentes, saying the dinner was supposed to be ‘Kanye and me only’ and that Fuentes was ‘a guest whom I had never met and knew nothing about’. OK, I’m not sure ‘I was only scheduled to have dinner with one famous antisemite’ is the defense he thinks it is.” —Stephen Colbert

“I can’t imagine having dinner with someone so disgusting, and you have no idea which of those three guys I’m talking about, Kanye West, Holocaust denier Nick Fuentes, or Donald Trump.” —Stephen Colbert

https://idiocracy23.blogspot.com/2022/08/1001-ways-to-make-america-great-and.html

“A magisterial collection. A combination of Bukowski’s Last Night of the Earth 

and Orwell’s 1984.”

 

Talk like that has no place in America (the computer says NO)

November 2022

“Ever since Donald Trump announced that he would be running for re-election in 2024, many have been wondering ‘will this finally be the moment when he becomes presidential?’ The former president recently hosted a dinner party at Mar-a-Lago for Ye, the rapper formerly known as Kanye West, and the Holocaust denier Nick Fuentes. Well, judging by his recent dinner party, the computer says NO.” —Trevor Noah

“First of all, this whole story sounds like the set-up to one of those jokes that your uncle tells you at dinner, you know? Like ‘OK, so a racist billionaire, an antisemitic rapper and a white supremacist walk into a bar …’” —Trevor Noah

“According to Ye, Trump became upset when the rapper asked him to be his running mate for 2024. The fact that Trump got so mad at Kanye just shows you where his priorities are. He has no problem hosting a guy who wants to go ‘deathcon 3 on the Jews’ or a Holocaust denier who he brought to dinner with him whom he got along with. But if you ever suggest that he should be number two on someone’s ticket, Trump will be like, ‘you disgust me, sir. Talk like that has no place in America.’” —Trevor Noah

https://idiocracy23.blogspot.com/2022/08/1001-ways-to-make-america-great-and.html

“A magisterial collection. A combination of Bukowski’s Last Night of the Earth 

and Orwell’s 1984.”