When did this whole country turn into a deadbeat dad? (his extra-tall Gene Simmons KISS boots)

The US government is, again, on the brink of a potential shutdown. Didn’t we just go through this last month? When did this whole country turn into a deadbeat dad? —Jimmy Kimmel

In other Republican news, the third and sadly not final Republican debate is scheduled for Wednesday evening in Miami, Florida. Five non-viable candidates will assemble on stage for no good reason at all. None of them will be president. The lineup includes Chris Christie, Nikki Haley, Tim Scott, Vivek Ramaswamy and Ron DeSantis. What a lineup – it’s like if all the Avengers were Hawkeye. —Jimmy Kimmel

“Most of the pressure is on Florida Governor Ron DeSantis, who will be in front of a home crowd and is reportedly determined to finally break away from the pack. In fact, sources inside his camp say he’s planning to wear his extra-tall Gene Simmons KISS boots.” —Jimmy Kimmel

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“A magisterial collection. A combination of Bukowski’s Last Night of the Earth 

and Orwell’s 1984.” 

 

it’s a lot easier to be diplomatic when we only got two armies left to deploy, Salvation and KISS (he's got the mug from his grandchildren to prove it)

"George Bush said, 'We spent some time talking about the Iranian issue and the desire to solve this issue diplomatically, by working together' Of course, it’s a lot easier to be diplomatic when we only got two armies left to deploy, Salvation and KISS." --Jon Stewart, on Iran's nuclear weapons capabilities

"I know the country has been mired in deficit spending and it's been a terrible burden on the country in terms of interest payments. Good news today out of Washington. They haven't paid down the debt or come up with any program to do so. What they did is raise the limit of debt we can go to $9 trillion. It sends a great message to the kids: Hey, are you getting an F? Don't study harder, make the grading curve go out to K. Then your F looks like a C." --Jon Stewart

"Not all Americans are hated down south. On Sunday, Hugo Chavez welcomed musician Harry Belafonte, a beloved entertainer who serves as a United Nations goodwill ambassador. [clip of Belafonte calling Pres. Bush 'the greatest terrorist in the world.'] I'm sorry, goodwill ambassador? So really, George Bush is the world's greatest terrorist? That's going to be news to Osama bin Laden, who's got the track record and the mug from his grandchildren to prove it." --Jon Stewart

https://idiocracy23.blogspot.com/2022/08/1001-ways-to-make-america-great-and.html

“A magisterial collection. A combination of Bukowski’s Last Night of the Earth 

and Orwell’s 1984.”

 

we only got two armies left to deploy Salvation and KISS (unwanted sexual advances)

"Fox News Channel has launched a contest called 'Bloviate with Bill,' in which six viewers will be flown to New York and given the chance to fend off O'Reilly's unwanted sexual advances." --Tina Fey

"According to a study at the University of Colorado, researchers say morning grogginess can give you a feeling of being legally drunk and unable to think straight. They say this condition can last anywhere from a few minutes in some people to as long as two entire George W. Bush terms in office." --Jay Leno

"Bush said, 'We spent some time talking about the Iranian issue and the desire to solve this issue diplomatically, by working together' Of course, it s a lot easier to be diplomatic when we only got two armies left to deploy Salvation and KISS." --Jon Stewart, on Iran's nuclear weapons capabilities