This is just the invisible hand of the market extending you an invisible middle finger (psychic powers)

January 2021

“Oh, you’re all for unfettered capitalism, unless you lose. Come on guys, there’s no manipulation. This is just the invisible hand of the market extending you an invisible middle finger.” —Stephen Colbert

“It’s very confusing, but I think I came up with a good analogy. It’s basically like one of those high school movies, where all the popular football players bet that the weird girl at school will never become prom queen. And then the nerds find out and they use their computers to make the weird girl prom queen. And then the jocks have to pay up, and then the girl uses her psychic powers to kill everyone except Freddie Prinze Jr..” —Jimmy Kimmel

“Even people like Ja Rule — Ja Rule — who tweeted, ‘Yo, this is [expletive] crime. What Robin Hood is doing. Do not sell.’ And let me tell you something, when the guy who did the Fyre Festival thinks that you’re a fraud, man, you’re doing some shady [expletive].’” —Trevor Noah

http://idiocracy23.blogspot.com/2016/06/john-hulse-collected-poems-1985-2015.html

“A magisterial collection. An emotional roller coaster. Soon to be a cult classic. 

A combination of Bukowski’s The Last Night of the Earth and Orwell’s 1984.”

 

It’s like the musical chairs meets debate class meets a slow gas leak (downloading it onto their garage door openers)

“The Iowa caucus results? What do you expect? I mean, the average age of the party leadership is like 85 years old, all right? What do they know about apps? The only thing they know about apps is can you get one free with the early bird special, that’s it.” —Trevor Noah

“The trouble is, most elderly volunteers had a hard time downloading it onto their garage door openers.” —Stephen Colbert

“It was being called the Super Bowl of politics, but it ended up being called the Fyre Festival. I was waiting to see Ja Rule on CNN.” —Jimmy Fallon

“And hey, what kind of weirdo antiquated system are the caucuses anyway? It’s like the musical chairs meets debate class meets a slow gas leak.” —Seth Meyers

http://idiocracy23.blogspot.com/2016/06/john-hulse-collected-poems-1985-2015.html

“A magisterial collection. An emotional roller coaster. Soon to be a cult classic. 

A combination of Bukowski’s Last Night On Earth and Orwell’s 1984.”