It’s like the musical chairs meets debate class meets a slow gas leak (downloading it onto their garage door openers)

“The Iowa caucus results? What do you expect? I mean, the average age of the party leadership is like 85 years old, all right? What do they know about apps? The only thing they know about apps is can you get one free with the early bird special, that’s it.” —Trevor Noah

“The trouble is, most elderly volunteers had a hard time downloading it onto their garage door openers.” —Stephen Colbert

“It was being called the Super Bowl of politics, but it ended up being called the Fyre Festival. I was waiting to see Ja Rule on CNN.” —Jimmy Fallon

“And hey, what kind of weirdo antiquated system are the caucuses anyway? It’s like the musical chairs meets debate class meets a slow gas leak.” —Seth Meyers

http://idiocracy23.blogspot.com/2016/06/john-hulse-collected-poems-1985-2015.html

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