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Showing posts with label Brian Kemp. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Brian Kemp. Show all posts

Tuesday, April 6, 2021

that means with just a little more pressure, we could probably convince Coke to put cocaine back in their drinks


April 2021

“Let’s recap the corporate tug-of-war in Georgia after Republican lawmakers passed one of the most restrictive voting rights laws in the nation. The measure, part of a wave of GOP-backed bills to limit voting after record turnout in 2020 propelled Joe Biden to the White House and flipped the Senate, would shorten the window for early or absentee voting, move control of local elections to (mostly Republican) state lawmakers, and criminalize the distribution of food or water to people waiting in line to vote. 


After losing in November, Georgia Republicans decided to basically make voting more like all of the worst parts of flying. After passage of the measure by Governor Brian Kemp, Democrats were angry, black people were angry, the president was angry. So for help, they turned to the only people whose opinions might actually count for something: giant corporations. Facing pressure from civil rights group to respond to a law which targets minority voters, Major League Baseball pulled the All-Star game from Atlanta, while Georgia-based companies Coca-Cola and Delta Airlines slammed the measure as ‘based on a lie’. 


It’s great to see corporations use their influence in support of voting rights, but just to be clear, they didn’t do this out of the goodness of their hearts, all right? They did it because liberals were threatening to boycott them if they didn’t speak out. It’s actually amazing what you can get companies to do when you threaten a boycott. I mean just the threat of a boycott got Coca-Cola to back a voting rights group. Think about that: that means with just a little more pressure, we could probably convince Coke to put cocaine back in their drinks.” —Trevor Noah


https://idiocracy23.blogspot.com/2021/02/a-magisterial-collection.html 

“A magisterial collection. An emotional roller coaster. Soon to be a cult classic. 

A combination of Bukowski’s Last Night of the Earth and Orwell’s 1984.”


 

Thursday, July 23, 2020

I know that seems racist, but you’ve gotta remember: it’s a dry hate (you absolute nob)


July 2020

Samantha Bee took a state-by-state tour of Covid-19 government malpractice called “Deniers, Dimwits, and Lies”. First stop: Georgia, whose governor, Brian Kemp, banned city and county governments from mandating the wearing of masks. Brian fucking Kemp, you absolute nob. 

I wish we never didn’t elect you, a reference to the voter purge scandal just before his election over Stacey Abrams in 2018, when Kemp was in charge of overseeing the election as Georgia’s secretary of state. In Arizona, the state with one of the highest Covid-19 infection rates in the nation this summer, where Governor Doug Ducey refused to mandate face masks, and barred cities and counties from imposing any stricter measures. 

It’s not surprising that Arizona would drag its feet on mandating masks. After all, in 1992, it became one of the last states to make Martin Luther King Day an official holiday, nine years after the US government. I know that seems racist, but you’ve gotta remember: it’s a dry hate.” —Samantha Bee

“A magisterial collection. A combination of Bukowski’s Last Night On Earth and Orwell’s 1984.”

Sunday, April 5, 2020

Is he the coronavirus groundhog? (No one told me there were dragons in it!)


“And I know you, the American people, get it, but some of our elected officials are slow on the uptake. Republican governors in 11 states have still refused to issue stay-at-home orders. They’re defiant to the end, though some are coming around, such as Florida’s governor, Ron DeSantis, who finally ordered people home on Thursday, citing the president’s ‘demeanor the last couple days.’ So it wasn’t the data, or the scientists – it was Trump’s demeanor? How does that work? Is he the coronavirus groundhog?” —Stephen Colbert


“Meanwhile, Georgia’s governor, Brian Kemp, started taking things seriously because ‘we didn’t know until yesterday’ that asymptomatic people can spread the virus (it’s been widely known for months). You didn’t know that until yesterday? It’s all anyone’s been talking about since January! You’re like a guy saying: ‘You know, I finally started watching this Game of Thrones. No one told me there were dragons in it! This is a game-changer.’” —Stephen Colbert

“A magisterial collection. An emotional roller coaster. Soon to be a cult classic. 
A combination of Bukowski’s Last Night On Earth and Orwell’s 1984.”